grimelords: It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
canwemakeout: when people tell you “its just an anime”
adorability: I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk...
george0malley: embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them
loungezombie: i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
brandnewfashion: things i want to see the avengers’ reactions when they find out coulson’s alive coulson’s reaction after seeing his trading cards nick fury getting his ass kicked
notcuddles: magicrobotgeography: btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company And nothing of value was lost
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
godspeedboomchicken: castielofasgard: I fucking lost it at the foot fetish one and haven’t stopped laughing yet.
unwrittenlaw5: do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
agentbartowski: me: [ten chapters into a fanfic] i think i’ve read this before
nicolaswindingrefn: luckyspike: like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just “you know i don’t really feel like human tonight. im gonna have a hot pocket.” #whispers hot pocket in jim gaffigan voice
kittening: the two hardest things i ever had to do were learn to say no learn to cut people out of my life who were bad for me
thewaroffivequeens: why would you waste a perfectly good plot on male main characters tho
beeleebay: “I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
221cbakerstreet: kittening: a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums do you see the problem with this a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND...
pastelbat: The only dates i get are updates
Game of Thrones Sex Tip 104
agameofsextips: Break your best buddy out of the damp dungeons you put him in and celebrate your reunion by turning that religious sacrifice into a fiery orgy.